19 Reasons To Avoid The Canary Islands Like A Plague

Canary Islands is far, far away, and there’s nothing to see. Just trees. Tons and tons of trees. 

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The canary islands don’t offer much in the way of variety, especially when it comes to their nature life. Once you’ve seen one tree, you’ve seen them all.

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The shoreline is dangerous too! Someone could fall, or even possibly voluntarily jump out of boredom

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The islands are dull and boring too, they could really use a touch of art don’t ya think?

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The beaches here aren’t anything better than you’ll find in Florida, at least there’s enough people in Florida you’re bound to find a couple of cute ones.

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The sunset’s here are more likely to cause instant depression than fill you with inspired energy.

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Don’t even get me started on the geography, if I see one more dull landmark I’ll die. Come on nature show a little enthusiasm would ya.

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I wasted my money with a flight over the islands thinking maybe the view is better from above, trust me it’s not.

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As I said the cliffsides here are dangerous, why anyone would ever want to be around them blows my mind.

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The cities here could really use a touch of modernism, not only did the Renaissance skip right over them, but so did the 21st century apparently too.

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Maybe the place would be a decent location for the sciences? If only there was somewhere dedicated to scientific study on the islands.

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The wild life here is something I’d expect to see in a toxic wasteland. Have you ever seen two fish mate and make a baby? If not then the Canaries are just right.

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If it’s a log ride down a majestic waterfall you’re looking for, maybe you should hit up some amusement parks.

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The food here doesn’t seem to have much variety, ugh tropical AGAIN?!

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Seriously, as a food enthusiast I really have to say, they need some R&D done on their culinary arts. These won’t even make you cry with how good they taste.

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Like I said earlier, the place is full of dangers, I could have fallen into that thing! It’s not like it stands out or anything.

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Hot. Hot. Hot. Man the only thing this place has inspired in my mind is an oasis.

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Good luck finding those fish we mentioned with waters as dirty as these.

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I almost miss the sunset compared the view of the sky at night. At least then I actually had something to look at.

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Their architects really need to put up their blueprints and pick up a book. Have you ever heard of the word innovation?

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In case you weren’t able to pick up a majority of the above should be read in a sarcastic, snarky, and overbearing tone. I fully encourage anyone to journey to Canary Islands and spend some of their time there! Oh and when you do, don’t forget to share your experiences!